Your outfits are Brought to You By: Gossip Girl
You utilize your facebook status as a hope of impressing, despite your own inability to define your nonsense
You make derogatory words part of your common vocabulary so it doesn’t hurt when they are commonly used to describe you
You omit the last syllable of adjectives for absolutely no reason.
When searching for your soul mate, you must emphasize that they Must Love: v-necks”
See also: neon and black flannel shirts
See also: cigarettes
See also: wayfares
See also: Radiohead
See also: you
Your love for obscure words
Cretinous isn’t the right word, but it’s the first one that comes to mind.
Your obsession with all things nostalgic, that you never experienced the first time around.
Your need to cut your hair to be different, like everyone else.
Your metallic/neon/patterned Nikes that somehow complete every outfit you own.
Your love of generic hip-hop SOLELY for its “phat” beat
Your box of last year’s clothes carefully stored for when your personality is sick of following current trends
You can accurately spell the words you looked up in preparation for our conversation.
You can’t remember the name of your favorite band
See also: their songs
Your unpredictable style consisting solely of cardigans, scarves, tights, boots, and skinny jeans.
You claim every trend you follow was IN FACT initiated by you.
You discovered every single underground band EVER
Your need to express yourself.
If by yourself, you mean artsy intellectuals
See also: not you
Your inability to realize that I am referencing you.
Re-read until you come to the conclusion that you yourself must recreate your own version, saying exactly what I said.